im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above
i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
THAT IS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THAT TO GO
I just felt a disturbance in the Force as if a thousand parents gasped in horror and suddenly sighed with relief.
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave